Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

I can count

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

What are the basic human needs according to psychology? What are the consequences of not meeting these needs?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

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I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t cotton to rapists

If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I understand how hurricane paths work

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

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I see through liars

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

What caused the stock market to crash?

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

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I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

I can read

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Do you think most people would rather be a certain race or are most people happy with the race they are?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

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I actually pay taxes

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have a reading level above third grade

I have complete contempt for fakery

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center